Me: *before I take my first bite*
Mom: is it good?
*finishes giving class presentation*
"and uhhh….yeah. that’s it"
Client: Hey, can you get me the name and number of all the people that looked at our site? Need to get the sales staff on the phones.
Me: That’s not how the internet works. We can’t collect info unless they fill out the form.
Client: Can you just hack it to get all their info when the go to the site?
Me: Please call me so I can explain the internet.